Men are lazy
Men are basically lazy. Let’s face it, who do you think invented the
remote control for the television? It was a married guy who didn’t have
any kids to change the channel. We’re also not the most patient of God’s
creatures. How many guys out there have, at one time or another, wanted
a pocket knife while trying to take your girlfriend’s or wife’s bra off?
Especially the ones with the hidden front clasps which, by the way, I
believe are also used to secure the engines to the wings of a Boeing
747. Most of us become grunting animals with a sports game on the
television in a bar too. Hell, if it weren’t for the beer and car
commercials, we’d probably piss in our pants before a televised game was
over. As it is, I’ve seen some guys do just this, only because they
didn’t want to miss any of the action.
Also, God forbid that a rational thought ever enter our head while we
have a hard-on. I’m not really sure, but I think this is the criteria
Catholic’s use to elect a new Pope. I don’t mean they pick a candidate
who can still think with a hard-on, although this in itself would be a
miracle, but that the new pontiff must be past the age of even getting a
hard-on!